* You think it’s normal to wear flip-flops at the same time as a woolly scarf and gloves
* Your train takes 2.5 hrs to cover 1hrs driving time, runs 45 minutes late, has no tables or catering – and you don’t think twice about it
* You can tell beaches apart just by glimpsing them on TV
* You become oblivious to massive cruise ships berthed in Sydney Harbour
* You find yourself saying “no worries” and asking people “how are you going?”
* It’s 23 degrees and you think it’s cold!